ʻElua mau hoaaloha ʻelua. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā ʻoluʻolu ke kanaka iā lākou me kekahi mea i nā manawa āpau a i ʻole lākou manaʻo maikaʻi loa no ke ola, akā ʻo ka manawa maikaʻi loa o ke wikiō ʻo ia ka piha ʻana o ko lākou waha i ka cum a hoʻokō koʻikoʻi lākou. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻoiaʻiʻo, pehea ʻoe e ʻakaʻaka ai me kahi kī nui i loko o kou waha? Hiki iā lākou ke hana! No ka pololei, hiki iā lākou ke hana i nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, akā aia ka manaʻo i kēlā ...
Laki no kēlā mau keiki kāne makua nona nā makuahine ke nānā aku i ka ʻōpio a me ke ʻano wahine a hiki iā lākou ke aʻo akamai i nā haʻawina aloha, ʻoiai inā ua ʻaʻahu ʻia ka makuahine i ka ʻaʻahu maʻamau a me nā kāmaʻa, ʻaʻole nā kāmaʻa, ʻoi aku ka hilinaʻi o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
¶ Makemake au e hoʻokama