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ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻAe, hauʻoli ka wahine Kepani i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne he nui iā ia. ʻOi aku ka maʻalili i ka maka o nā kāne ma mua o ka geisha. Hiki i nā mea a pau ke komo i loko o kona waha, ma kona alo a me kona umauma. Ua uhi ʻia ʻo ia i ka cum a ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia. Ua pupule nā lio no nā moa e like me ia!