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Nui ke aʻalolo o ke kaikuahine - pipi mua ʻo ia i ka lua i mua o kona kaikunāne, a laila wehe ʻo ia i kahi kapa a komo i ka ʻauʻau. Akā, ʻaʻole koʻu kaikunāne he pulupulu niho - ʻike ʻo ia i nā mea a pau a i ka wā e hana ai kona kaikuahine, loaʻa iā ia ka paʻakikī. A inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i huki wale iā ia a hele aku, ʻaʻole, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻowalewale iā ia. ʻOiai ʻo kou kaikuahine kēlā ʻīlio, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokamaʻi iā ia, no ka mea, hoʻopaʻa ʻia nā kānaka a pau iā ia. He aha ka ʻoi aku ka ʻino ma mua ou? ʻO ka mea kokoke i ke kino e loaʻa pinepine i kona mau lehelehe pulu.
Ua hoʻoholo nā kaikuahine pāʻani ʻelua e pāʻani me ko lāua kaikuaʻana. ʻO ia ka mea e like me ka nerd me nā aniani. Loaʻa iā ia kahi dick e like me ka sledgehammer. ʻAʻole hiki ke komo i loko o kona waha. Hoʻokomo ʻo ia i ka hoahānau ma luna o kāna dick a hoʻopaʻi ikaika iā ia.
Auē, e kuʻu Akua, wela kēlā! Aloha!