ʻAʻole hiki i kēia kāne ke mālama i kāna kālā, a ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale pono i kāna kaikamahine. Ua hoʻouna ʻo ia iā ia i kahi nigger e uku i kāna ʻaiʻē, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike he ʻelua o lākou. A ua waiho wale ʻia ʻo ia ma ka ʻīpuka. ʻO ke kaikamahine, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻia i kahi hoʻokipa kūpono a paʻi ʻia i loko o ʻelua barela, akā pono e uku ʻia ka ʻaiʻē, a ʻaʻohe ona koho akā e hoʻomāʻona iā lāua ʻelua. Ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia.
He kumuhana hoihoi loa ia, e pili ana i ke kua o ka hoʻomāinoino i ka hana. Uā nui lākou, akā ʻo ka wikiō, kahi i komo ai ka luna brunette i loko o ka underpants o kahi subordinate, loaʻa koke i kahi mauna o nā makemake a ʻae i nā ʻōlelo. ʻO ka mea pololei loa: hele ke ʻano i kona ala, ʻaʻole ia he mea nui ma ka home a i ʻole ma ka hana, ʻelua mau mākua e moe i ko lāua makemake like.
♪ ʻO wai ka mea kākau e pili ana i ka moekolohe ma ʻaneʻi? ♪