Makemake nā Hookers e lawelawe i nā mea kūʻai aku no ke kālā. ʻAʻole lākou manaʻo i ka mea a lākou e omo ai a pehea lākou e hoʻopaʻa ʻia ai. ʻO ka helehelena uʻi ka hōʻailona o ka uʻi. Makemake nā moa e kūʻai aku i ko lākou nani. A ʻo ka mea nui loa, ʻai lākou i ka cum ma hope o ʻeono. Ha-ha-ha!
A ʻike loa ka lede, ʻike wau. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ua hoʻomohala ʻia kona anus a ua maʻa ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana. He wahine ʻōpio mua a e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i kona makuakāne, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ia i ke kālā hou aku no ka moekolohe. A i ʻole ʻaʻohe ona ikaika i koe ma hope o ka makuahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻano, hoihoi.
ʻO ka hui ʻana i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine wela i loko o ka loko hoʻokahi he laki nui! Makemake kēlā me kēia o lākou e like me ka wahine maikaʻi loa. A no ka huki ʻana i nā hopena, pono ʻoe e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou a pau. Me he mea lā ua komo ke kanaka laki i ka moʻolelo moʻolelo!