Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.
Ha, ha - ke cop maikaʻi a me ka cop ʻino. ʻO ka mea ma luna o ka pepa ka mea maikaʻi, a ʻo ka mea nāna i kau i kāna ʻiʻo ma luna o ka waha o ka niger, ʻo ia ka mea ʻino. Manaʻo wau e piʻi nui ana ka nigger.